us that it is true. They tell the story (an amalgam as absorbing as | | 1 |
calzium chloereydes and hydrophobe sponges could make it) how | | 2 |
one happygogusty Ides-of-April morning (the anniversary, as it | | 3 |
fell out, of his first assumption of his mirthday suit and rights in | | 4 |
appurtenance to the confusioning of human races) ages and ages | | 5 |
after the alleged misdemeanour when the tried friend of all crea- | | 6 |
tion, tigerwood roadstaff to his stay, was billowing across the | | 7 |
wide expanse of our greatest park in his caoutchouc kepi and | | 8 |
great belt and hideinsacks and his blaufunx fustian and ironsides | | 9 |
jackboots and Bhagafat gaiters and his rubberised inverness, he | | 10 |
met a cad with a pipe. The latter, the luciferant not the oriuolate | | 11 |
(who, the odds are, is still berting dagabout in the same straw | | 12 |
bamer, carryin his overgoat under his schulder, sheepside out, so | | 13 |
as to look more like a coumfry gentleman and signing the pledge | | 14 |
as gaily as you please) hardily accosted him with: Guinness thaw | | 15 |
tool in jew me dinner ouzel fin? (a nice how-do-you-do in Pool- | | 16 |
black at the time as some of our olddaisers may still tremblingly | | 17 |
recall) to ask could he tell him how much a clock it was that the | | 18 |
clock struck had he any idea by cock's luck as his watch was | | 19 |
bradys. Hesitency was clearly to be evitated. Execration as cleverly | | 20 |
to be honnisoid. The Earwicker of that spurring instant, realising | | 21 |
on fundamental liberal principles the supreme importance, nexally | | 22 |
and noxally, of physical life (the nearest help relay being pingping | | 23 |
K. O. Sempatrick's Day and the fenian rising) and unwishful as | | 24 |
he felt of being hurled into eternity right then, plugged by a soft- | | 25 |
nosed bullet from the sap, halted, quick on the draw, and reply- | | 26 |
in that he was feelin tipstaff, cue, prodooced from his gunpocket | | 27 |
his Jurgensen's shrapnel waterbury, ours by communionism, his | | 28 |
by usucapture, but, on the same stroke, hearing above the skirl- | | 29 |
ing of harsh Mother East old Fox Goodman, the bellmaster, over | | 30 |
the wastes to south, at work upon the ten ton tonuant thunder- | | 31 |
ous tenor toller in the speckled church (Couhounin's call!) told | | 32 |
the inquiring kidder, by Jehova, it was twelve of em sidereal and | | 33 |
tankard time, adding, buttall, as he bended deeply with smoked | | 34 |
sardinish breath to give more pondus to the copperstick he pre- | | 35 |
sented (though this seems in some cumfusium with the chap- | | 36 |