Have you heard of one Humpty Dumpty | | 1 |
How he fell with a roll and a rumble | | 2 |
And curled up like Lord Olofa Crumple | | 3 |
By the butt of the Magazine Wall, | | 4 |
(Chorus) Of the Magazine Wall,? | | 5 |
Hump, helmet and all?? | | 6 |
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He was one time our King of the Castle | | 7 |
Now he's kicked about like a rotten old parsnip. | | 8 |
And from Green street he'll be sent by order of His Worship | | 9 |
To the penal jail of Mountjoy | | 10 |
(Chorus) To the jail of Mountjoy!? | | 12 |
Jail him and joy.? | | 13 |
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He was fafafather of all schemes for to bother us | | 15 |
Slow coaches and immaculate contraceptives for the populace, | | 16 |
Mare's milk for the sick, seven dry Sundays a week, | | 17 |
Openair love and religion's reform, | | 18 |
(Chorus) And religious reform,? | | 19 |
Hideous in form. | | 20 |
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Arrah, why, says you, couldn't he manage it? | | 22 |
I'll go bail, my fine dairyman darling, | | 23 |
Like the bumping bull of the Cassidys | | 24 |
All your butter is in your horns. | | 25 |
(Chorus) His butter is in his horns.? | | 26 |
Butter his horns! | | 27 |
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(Repeat) Hurrah there, Hosty, frosty Hosty, change that shirt | | 29 |
[on ye,? | | 30 |
Rhyme the rann, the king of all ranns! | | 31 |
Balbaccio, balbuccio! | | 32 |
We had chaw chaw chops, chairs, chewing gum, the chicken- | | 33 |
[pox and china chambers? | | 34 |
Universally provided by this soffsoaping salesman. | | 35 |
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