Small wonder He'll Cheat E'erawan our local lads nicknamed him | | 1 |
When Chimpden first took the floor | | 2 |
(Chorus) With his bucketshop store | | 3 |
Down Bargainweg, Lower. | | 4 |
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So snug he was in his hotel premises sumptuous | | 6 |
But soon we'll bonfire all his trash, tricks and trumpery | | 7 |
And'tis short till sheriff Clancy'll be winding up his unlimited | | 8 |
[company | | 9 |
With the bailiff's bom at the door, | | 10 |
(Chorus) Bimbam at the door. | | 11 |
Then he'll bum no more. | | 12 |
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Sweet bad luck on the waves washed to our island | | 14 |
The hooker of that hammerfast viking | | 15 |
And Gall's curse on the day when Eblana bay | | 16 |
Saw his black and tan man-o'-war. | | 17 |
(Chorus) Saw his man-o'-war. | | 18 |
On the harbour bar. | | 19 |
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Where from? roars Poolbeg. Cookingha'pence, he bawls Donnez- | | 21 |
[moi scampitle, wick an wipin'fampiny | | 22 |
Fingal Mac Oscar Onesine Bargearse Boniface | | 23 |
Thok's min gammelhole Norveegickers moniker | | 24 |
Og as ay are at gammelhore Norveegickers cod. | | 25 |
(Chorus) A Norwegian camel old cod. | | 26 |
He is, begod. | | 27 |
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Lift it, Hosty, lift it, ye devil ye! up with the rann, the rhyming | | 29 |
[rann! | | 30 |
It was during some fresh water garden pumping | | 31 |
Or, according to the Nursing Mirror, while admiring the mon- | | 32 |
[keys | | 33 |
That our heavyweight heathen Humpharey | | 34 |
Made bold a maid to woo | | 35 |
(Chorus) Woohoo, what'll she doo! | | 36 |
The general lost her maidenloo! | | 37 |