they're raised on bruised stone root ginger though it winters on | | 1 |
their heads as if auctumned round their waistbands. If you'd had | | 2 |
pains in your hairs you wouldn't look so orgibald. You'd have | | 3 |
Colley Macaires on your lump of lead. Now listen, Mr Leer! | | 4 |
And stow that sweatyfunnyadams Simper! Take an old geeser | | 5 |
who calls on his skirt. Note his sleek hair, so elegant, tableau | | 6 |
vivant. He vows her to be his own honeylamb, swears they will | | 7 |
be papa pals, by Sam, and share good times way down west in a | | 8 |
guaranteed happy lovenest when May moon she shines and they | | 9 |
twit twinkle all the night, combing the comet's tail up right and | | 10 |
shooting popguns at the stars. Creampuffs all to dime! Every | | 11 |
nice, missymackenzies! For dear old grumpapar, he's gone on | | 12 |
the razzledar, through gazing and crazing and blazing at the stars. | | 13 |
Compree! She wants her wardrobe to hear from above by return | | 14 |
with cash so as she can buy her Peter Robinson trousseau and cut | | 15 |
a dash with Arty, Bert or possibly Charley Chance (who knows?) | | 16 |
so tolloll Mr Hunker you're too dada for me to dance (so off she | | 17 |
goes !) and that's how half the gels in town has got their bottom | | 18 |
drars while grumpapar he's trying to hitch his braces on to his | | 19 |
trars. But old grum he's not so clean dippy between sweet you | | 20 |
and yum (not on your life, boy! not in those trousers! not by a | | 21 |
large jugful!) for someplace on the sly, where Furphy he isn't by, | | 22 |
old grum has his gel number two (bravevow, our Grum!) and he | | 23 |
would like to canoodle her too some part of the time for he is | | 24 |
downright fond of his number one but O he's fair mashed on | | 25 |
peaches number two so that if he could only canoodle the two, | | 26 |
chivee chivoo, all three would feel genuinely happy, it's as simple | | 27 |
as A. B. C., the two mixers, we mean, with their cherrybum | | 28 |
chappy (for he is simply shamming dippy) if they all were afloat | | 29 |
in a dreamlifeboat, hugging two by two in his zoo-doo-you-doo, | | 30 |
a tofftoff for thee, missymissy for me and howcameyou-e'enso for | | 31 |
Farber, in his tippy, upindown dippy, tiptoptippy canoodle, can | | 32 |
you? Finny. | | 33 |
Ack, ack, ack. With which clap, trap and soddenment, three to | | 34 |
a loaf, our mutual friends the fender and the bottle at the gate seem | | 35 |
to be implicitly in the same bateau, so to singen, bearing also | | 36 |