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these incurable welleslays among those uncarable wellasdays | 1 | |
through Sant Iago by his cocklehat, goot Lazar, deliver us!) | 2 | |
without after having been able to jerrywangle it anysides. Lisa | 3 | |
O'Deavis and Roche Mongan (who had so much incommon, | 4 | |
epipsychidically; if the phrase be permitted hostis et odor insuper | 5 | |
petroperfractus) as an understood thing slept their sleep of the | 6 | |
swimborne in the one sweet undulant mother of tumblerbunks | 7 | |
with Hosty just how the shavers in the shaw the yokels in the | 8 | |
yoats or, well, the wasters in the wilde, and the bustling tweeny- | 9 | |
dawn-of-all-works (meed of anthems here we pant!) had not been | 10 | |
many jiffies furbishing potlids, doorbrasses, scholars' applecheeks | 11 | |
and linkboy's metals when, ashhopperminded like no fella he go | 12 | |
make bakenbeggfuss longa white man, the rejuvenated busker (for | 13 | |
after a goodnight's rave and rumble and a shinkhams topmorning | 14 | |
with his coexes he was not the same man) and his broadawake | 15 | |
bedroom suite (our boys, as our Byron called them) were up | 16 | |
and ashuffle from the hogshome they lovenaned The Barrel, cross | 17 | |
Ebblinn's chilled hamlet (thrie routes and restings on their then | 18 | |
superficies curiously correspondant with those linea and puncta | 19 | |
where our tubenny habenny metro maniplumbs below the ober- | 20 | |
flake underrails and stations at this time of riding) to the thrum- | 21 | |
mings of a crewth fiddle which, cremoaning and cronauning, levey | 22 | |
grevey, witty and wevey, appy, leppy and playable, caressed the | 23 | |
ears of the subjects of King Saint Finnerty the Festive who, in | 24 | |
brick homes of their own and in their flavory fraiseberry beds, | 25 | |
heeding hardly cry of honeyman, soed lavender or foyneboyne | 26 | |
salmon alive, with their priggish mouths all open for the larger | 27 | |
appraisiation of this longawaited Messiagh of roaratorios, were | 28 | |
only halfpast atsweeeep and after a brisk pause at a pawnbroking | 29 | |
establishment for the prothetic purpose of redeeming the song- | 30 | |
ster's truly admirable false teeth and a prolonged visit to a house | 31 | |
of call at Cujas Place, fizz, the Old Sots' Hole in the parish of | 32 | |
Saint Cecily within the liberty of Ceolmore not a thousand or one | 33 | |
national leagues, that was, by Griffith's valuation, from the site | 34 | |
of the statue of Primewer Glasstone setting a match to the march | 35 | |
of a maker (last of the stewards peut-?tre), where, the tale rambles | 36 |
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the Little Old Man's and All Swell That Aimswell, the Cup and | 1 | |
the Stirrup, he sought his wellwarmed leababobed in a hous- | 2 | |
ingroom Abide With Oneanother at Block W.W., (why didn't | 3 | |
he back it?) Pump Court, The Liberties, and, what with | 4 | |
moltapuke on voltapuke, resnored alcoh alcoho alcoherently to | 5 | |
the burden of I come, my horse delayed, nom num, the sub- | 6 | |
stance of the tale of the evangelical bussybozzy and the rusinur- | 7 | |
bean (the 'girls' he would keep calling them for the collarette | 8 | |
and skirt, the sunbonnet and carnation) in parts (it seemed he | 9 | |
was before the eyots of martas or otherwales the thirds of fossil- | 10 | |
years, he having beham with katya when lavinias had her mens | 11 | |
lease to sea in a psumpship doodly show whereat he was looking | 12 | |
for fight niggers with whilde roarses) oft in the chilly night (the | 13 | |
metagonistic! the epickthalamorous!) during uneasy slumber in | 14 | |
their hearings of a small and stonybroke cashdraper's executive, | 15 | |
Peter Cloran (discharged), O'Mara, an exprivate secretary of no | 16 | |
fixed abode (locally known as Mildew Lisa), who had passed | 17 | |
several nights, funnish enough, in a doorway under the blankets | 18 | |
of homelessness on the bunk of iceland, pillowed upon the stone | 19 | |
of destiny colder than man's knee or woman's breast, and | 20 | |
Hosty, (no slouch of a name), an illstarred beachbusker, who, | 21 | |
sans rootie and sans scrapie, suspicioning as how he was setting | 22 | |
on a twoodstool on the verge of selfabyss, most starved, with | 23 | |
melancholia over everything in general, (night birman, you served | 24 | |
him with natigal's nano !) had been towhead tossing on his shake- | 25 | |
down, devising ways and manners of means, of what he loved | 26 | |
to ifidalicence somehow or other in the nation getting a hold of | 27 | |
some chap's parabellum in the hope of taking a wing sociable | 28 | |
and lighting upon a sidewheel dive somewhere off the Dullkey | 29 | |
Downlairy and Bleakrooky tramaline where he could throw true | 30 | |
and go and blow the sibicidal napper off himself for two bits to | 31 | |
boldywell baltitude in the peace and quitybus of a one sure shot | 32 | |
bottle, he after having being trying all he knew with the lady's | 33 | |
help of Madam Gristle for upwards of eighteen calanders to get | 34 | |
out of Sir Patrick Dun's, through Sir Humphrey Jervis's and | 35 | |
into the Saint Kevin's bed in the Adelaide's hosspittles (from | 36 |
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of his forties during a priestly flutter for safe and sane bets at the | 1 | |
hippic runfields of breezy Baldoyle on a date (W. W. goes | 2 | |
through the card) easily capable of rememberance by all pickers- | 3 | |
up of events national and Dublin details, the doubles of Perkin | 4 | |
and Paullock, peer and prole, when the classic Encourage Hackney | 5 | |
Plate was captured by two noses in a stablecloth finish, ek and nek, | 6 | |
some and none, evelo nevelo, from the cream colt Bold Boy | 7 | |
Cromwell after a clever getaway by Captain Chaplain Blount's | 8 | |
roe hinny Saint Dalough, Drummer Coxon, nondepict third, at | 9 | |
breakneck odds, thanks to you great little, bonny little, portey | 10 | |
little, Winny Widger! you're all their nappies! who in his never- | 11 | |
rip mud and purpular cap was surely leagues unlike any other | 12 | |
phantomweight that ever toppitt our timber maggies. | 13 | |
'Twas two pisononse Timcoves (the wetter is pest, the renns are | 14 | |
overt and come and the voax of the turfur is hurled on our lande) | 15 | |
of the name of Treacle Tom as was just out of pop following the | 16 | |
theft of a leg of Kehoe, Donnelly and Packenham's Finnish pork | 17 | |
and his own blood and milk brother Frisky Shorty, (he was, to be | 18 | |
exquisitely punctilious about them, both shorty and frisky) a tip- | 19 | |
ster, come off the hulks, both of them awful poor, what was out | 20 | |
on the bumaround for an oofbird game for a jimmy o'goblin or | 21 | |
a small thick un as chanced, while the Seaforths was making the | 22 | |
colleenbawl, to ear the passon in the motor clobber make use of | 23 | |
his law language (Edzo, Edzo on), touchin the case of Mr Adams | 24 | |
what was in all the sundays about it which he was rubbing noses | 25 | |
with and having a gurgle off his own along of the butty bloke in | 26 | |
the specs. | 27 | |
This Treacle Tom to whom reference has been made had | 28 | |
been absent from his usual wild and woolly haunts in the land | 29 | |
of counties capalleens for some time previous to that (he was, in | 30 | |
fact, in the habit of frequenting common lodginghouses where | 31 | |
he slept in a nude state, hailfellow with meth, in strange men's | 32 | |
cots) but on racenight, blotto after divers tots of hell fire, red | 33 | |
biddy, bull dog, blue ruin and creeping jenny, Eglandine's choic- | 34 | |
est herbage, supplied by the Duck and Doggies, the Galop- | 35 | |
ping Primrose, Brigid Brewster's, the Cock, the Postboy's Horn, | 36 |
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occasion of the happy escape, for a crowning of pot valiance, | 1 | |
this regional platter, benjamin of bouillis, with a spolish olive to | 2 | |
middlepoint its zaynith, was marrying itself (porkograso!) ere- | 3 | |
busqued very deluxiously with a bottle of Phenice-Bruerie '98, | 4 | |
followed for second nuptials by a Piessporter, Grand Cur, of | 5 | |
both of which cherished tablelights (though humble the bounquet | 6 | |
tis a leaman's farewell) he obdurately sniffed the cobwebcrusted | 7 | |
corks. | 8 | |
Our cad's bit of strife (knee Bareniece Maxwelton) with a quick | 9 | |
ear for spittoons (as the aftertale hath it) glaned up as usual with | 10 | |
dumbestic husbandry (no persicks and armelians for thee, Pome- | 11 | |
ranzia!) but, slipping the clav in her claw, broke of the matter | 12 | |
among a hundred and eleven others in her usual curtsey (how | 13 | |
faint these first vhespers womanly are, a secret pispigliando, amad | 14 | |
the lavurdy den of their manfolker!) the next night nudge one | 15 | |
as was Hegesippus over a hup a ' chee, her eys dry and small and | 16 | |
speech thicklish because he appeared a funny colour like he | 17 | |
couldn't stood they old hens no longer, to her particular reverend, | 18 | |
the director, whom she had been meaning in her mind primarily | 19 | |
to speak with (hosch, intra! jist a timblespoon!) trusting, between | 20 | |
cuppled lips and annie lawrie promises (mighshe never have | 21 | |
Esnekerry pudden come Hunanov for her pecklapitschens!) that | 22 | |
the gossiple so delivered in his epistolear, buried teatoastally in | 23 | |
their Irish stew would go no further than his jesuit's cloth, yet | 24 | |
(in vinars venitas! volatiles valetotum!) it was this overspoiled | 25 | |
priest Mr Browne, disguised as a vincentian, who, when seized | 26 | |
of the facts, was overheard, in his secondary personality as a | 27 | |
Nolan and underreared, poul soul, by accident---if, that is, the | 28 | |
incident it was an accident for here the ruah of Ecclectiastes | 29 | |
of Hippo outpuffs the writress of Havvah-ban-Annah---to | 30 | |
pianissime a slightly varied version of Crookedribs confidentials, | 31 | |
(what Mere Aloyse said but for Jesuphine's sake !) hands between | 32 | |
hahands, in fealty sworn (my bravor best! my fraur!) and, to the | 33 | |
strains of The Secret of Her Birth, hushly pierce the rubiend | 34 | |
aurellum of one Philly Thurnston, a layteacher of rural science | 35 | |
and orthophonethics of a nearstout figure and about the middle | 36 |
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postpuberal hypertituitary type of Heidelberg mannleich cavern | 1 | |
ethics) lufted his slopingforward, bad Sweatagore good mur- | 2 | |
rough and dublnotch on to it as he was greedly obliged, and | 3 | |
like a sensible ham, with infinite tact in the delicate situation seen | 4 | |
the touchy nature of its perilous theme, thanked um for guilders | 5 | |
received and time of day (not a little token abock all the same that | 6 | |
that was owl the God's clock it was) and, upon humble duty to | 7 | |
greet his Tyskminister and he shall gildthegap Gaper and thee his | 8 | |
a mouldy voids, went about his business, whoever it was, saluting | 9 | |
corpses, as a metter of corse (one could hound him out had one | 10 | |
hart to for the monticules of scalp and dandruff droppings blaze | 11 | |
his trail) accompanied by his trusty snorler and his permanent | 12 | |
reflection, verbigracious; I have met with you, bird, too late, | 13 | |
or if not, too worm and early: and with tag for ildiot repeated | 14 | |
in his secondmouth language as many of the bigtimer's verbaten | 15 | |
words which he could balbly call to memory that same kveldeve, | 16 | |
ere the hour of the twattering of bards in the twitterlitter between | 17 | |
Druidia and the Deepsleep Sea, when suppertide and souvenir to | 18 | |
Charlatan Mall jointly kem gently and along the quiet darkenings | 19 | |
of Grand and Royal, ff, flitmansfluh, and, kk, 't crept i' hedge | 20 | |
whenas to many a softongue's pawkytalk mude unswer u sufter | 21 | |
poghyogh, Arvanda always aquiassent, while, studying castelles | 22 | |
in the blowne and studding cowshots over the noran, he spat in | 23 | |
careful convertedness a musaic dispensation about his hearthstone, | 24 | |
if you please, (Irish saliva, mawshe dho hole, but would a respect- | 25 | |
able prominently connected fellow of Iro-European ascendances | 26 | |
with welldressed ideas who knew the correct thing such as Mr | 27 | |
Shallwesigh or Mr Shallwelaugh expectorate after such a callous | 28 | |
fashion, no thank yous! when he had his belcher spuckertuck in his | 29 | |
pucket, pthuck?) musefed with his thockits after having supped | 30 | |
of the dish sot and pottage which he snobbishly dabbed Peach | 31 | |
Bombay (it is rawly only Lukanpukan pilzenpie which she knows | 32 | |
which senaffed and pibered him), a supreme of excelling peas, | 33 | |
balled under minnshogue's milk into whitemalt winesour, a pro- | 34 | |
viant the littlebilker hoarsely relished, chaff it, in the snevel season, | 35 | |
being as fain o't as your rat wi'fennel; and on this celebrating | 36 |
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stuck ginger, which, as being of sours, acids, salts, sweets and | 1 | |
bitters compompounded, we know him to have used as chaw- | 2 | |
chaw for bone, muscle, blood, flesh and vimvital,) that where- | 3 | |
as the hakusay accusation againstm had been made, what was | 4 | |
known in high quarters as was stood stated in Morganspost, by | 5 | |
a creature in youman form who was quite beneath parr and seve- | 6 | |
ral degrees lower than yore triplehydrad snake. In greater sup- | 7 | |
port of his word (it, quaint 'anticipation of a famous phrase, has | 8 | |
been reconstricted out of oral style into the verbal for all time | 9 | |
with ritual rhythmics, in quiritary quietude, and toosammen- | 10 | |
stucked from successive accounts by Noah Webster in the re- | 11 | |
daction known as the Sayings Attributive of H. C. Earwicker, | 12 | |
prize on schillings, postlots free), the flaxen Gygas tapped his | 13 | |
chronometrum drumdrum and, now standing full erect, above | 14 | |
the ambijacent floodplain, scene of its happening, with one Ber- | 15 | |
lin gauntlet chopstuck in the hough of his ellboge (by ancientest | 16 | |
signlore his gesture meaning: Ǝ!) pointed at an angle of thirty- | 17 | |
two degrees towards his duc de Fer's overgrown milestone as | 18 | |
fellow to his gage and after a rendypresent pause averred with | 19 | |
solemn emotion's fire: Shsh shake, co-comeraid! Me only, them | 20 | |
five ones, he is equal combat. I have won straight. Hence my | 21 | |
nonation wide hotel and creamery establishments which for the | 22 | |
honours of our mewmew mutual daughters, credit me, I am woo- | 23 | |
woo willing to take my stand, sir, upon the monument, that sign | 24 | |
of our ruru redemption, any hygienic day to this hour and to | 25 | |
make my hoath to my sinnfinners, even if I get life for it, upon | 26 | |
the Open Bible and before the Great Taskmaster's (I lift my hat!) | 27 | |
and in the presence of the Deity Itself andwell of Bishop and | 28 | |
Mrs Michan of High Church of England as of all such of said | 29 | |
my immediate withdwellers and of every living sohole in every | 30 | |
corner wheresoever of this globe in general which useth of my | 31 | |
British to my backbone tongue and commutative justice that | 32 | |
there is not one tittle of truth, allow me to tell you, in that purest | 33 | |
of fibfib fabrications. | 34 | |
Gaping Gill, swift to mate errthors, stern to checkself, (diag- | 35 | |
nosing through eustacetube that it was to make with a markedly | 36 |
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us that it is true. They tell the story (an amalgam as absorbing as | 1 | |
calzium chloereydes and hydrophobe sponges could make it) how | 2 | |
one happygogusty Ides-of-April morning (the anniversary, as it | 3 | |
fell out, of his first assumption of his mirthday suit and rights in | 4 | |
appurtenance to the confusioning of human races) ages and ages | 5 | |
after the alleged misdemeanour when the tried friend of all crea- | 6 | |
tion, tigerwood roadstaff to his stay, was billowing across the | 7 | |
wide expanse of our greatest park in his caoutchouc kepi and | 8 | |
great belt and hideinsacks and his blaufunx fustian and ironsides | 9 | |
jackboots and Bhagafat gaiters and his rubberised inverness, he | 10 | |
met a cad with a pipe. The latter, the luciferant not the oriuolate | 11 | |
(who, the odds are, is still berting dagabout in the same straw | 12 | |
bamer, carryin his overgoat under his schulder, sheepside out, so | 13 | |
as to look more like a coumfry gentleman and signing the pledge | 14 | |
as gaily as you please) hardily accosted him with: Guinness thaw | 15 | |
tool in jew me dinner ouzel fin? (a nice how-do-you-do in Pool- | 16 | |
black at the time as some of our olddaisers may still tremblingly | 17 | |
recall) to ask could he tell him how much a clock it was that the | 18 | |
clock struck had he any idea by cock's luck as his watch was | 19 | |
bradys. Hesitency was clearly to be evitated. Execration as cleverly | 20 | |
to be honnisoid. The Earwicker of that spurring instant, realising | 21 | |
on fundamental liberal principles the supreme importance, nexally | 22 | |
and noxally, of physical life (the nearest help relay being pingping | 23 | |
K. O. Sempatrick's Day and the fenian rising) and unwishful as | 24 | |
he felt of being hurled into eternity right then, plugged by a soft- | 25 | |
nosed bullet from the sap, halted, quick on the draw, and reply- | 26 | |
in that he was feelin tipstaff, cue, prodooced from his gunpocket | 27 | |
his Jurgensen's shrapnel waterbury, ours by communionism, his | 28 | |
by usucapture, but, on the same stroke, hearing above the skirl- | 29 | |
ing of harsh Mother East old Fox Goodman, the bellmaster, over | 30 | |
the wastes to south, at work upon the ten ton tonuant thunder- | 31 | |
ous tenor toller in the speckled church (Couhounin's call!) told | 32 | |
the inquiring kidder, by Jehova, it was twelve of em sidereal and | 33 | |
tankard time, adding, buttall, as he bended deeply with smoked | 34 | |
sardinish breath to give more pondus to the copperstick he pre- | 35 | |
sented (though this seems in some cumfusium with the chap- | 36 |
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round Dumbaling in leaky sneakers with his tarrk record who | 1 | |
has remained topantically anonymos but (let us hue him Abdul- | 2 | |
lah Gamellaxarksky) was, it is stated, posted at Mallon's at the | 3 | |
instance of watch warriors of the vigilance committee and years | 4 | |
afterwards, cries one even greater, Ibid, a commender of the | 5 | |
frightful, seemingly, unto such as were sulhan sated, tropped head | 6 | |
(pfiat! pfiat!) waiting his first of the month froods turn for | 7 | |
thatt chopp pah kabbakks alicubi on the old house for the charge- | 8 | |
hard, Roche Haddocks off Hawkins Street. Lowe, you blondy | 9 | |
liar, Gob scene you in the narked place and she what's edith ar | 10 | |
home defileth these boyles! There's a cabful of bash indeed in | 11 | |
the homeur of that meal. Slander, let it lie its flattest, has never | 12 | |
been able to convict our good and great and no ordinary Southron | 13 | |
Earwicker, that homogenius man, as a pious author called him, of | 14 | |
any graver impropriety than that, advanced by some woodwards | 15 | |
or regarders, who did not dare deny, the shomers, that they had, | 16 | |
chin Ted, chin Tam, chinchin Taffyd, that day consumed their | 17 | |
soul of the corn, of having behaved with ongentilmensky im- | 18 | |
modus opposite a pair of dainty maidservants in the swoolth of | 19 | |
the rushy hollow whither, or so the two gown and pinners plead- | 20 | |
ed, dame nature in all innocency had spontaneously and about the | 21 | |
same hour of the eventide sent them both but whose published | 22 | |
combinations of silkinlaine testimonies are, where not dubiously | 23 | |
pure, visibly divergent, as wapt from wept, on minor points touch- | 24 | |
ing the intimate nature of this, a first offence in vert or venison | 25 | |
which was admittedly an incautious but, at its wildest, a partial ex- | 26 | |
posure with such attenuating circumstances (garthen gaddeth green | 27 | |
hwere sokeman brideth girling) as an abnormal Saint Swithin's | 28 | |
summer and, (Jesses Rosasharon!) a ripe occasion to provoke it. | 29 | |
We can't do without them. Wives, rush to the restyours! Of- | 30 | |
man will toman while led is the lol. Zessid's our kadem, villa- | 31 | |
pleach, vollapluck. Fikup, for flesh nelly, el mundo nov, zole flen ! | 32 | |
If she's a lilyth, pull early! Pauline, allow! And malers abushed, | 33 | |
keep black, keep black! Guiltless of much laid to him he was | 34 | |
clearly for once at least he clearly expressed himself as being with | 35 | |
still a trace of his erstwhile burr sod hence it has been received of | 36 |
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inged there a cuckoospit less eminent than the redritualhoods of | 1 | |
Maccabe and Cullen) where, a veritable Napoleon the Nth, our | 2 | |
worldstage's practical jokepiece and retired cecelticocommediant | 3 | |
in his own wise, this folksforefather all of the time sat, having the | 4 | |
entirety of his house about him, with the invariable broadstretched | 5 | |
kerchief cooling his whole neck, nape and shoulderblades and in | 6 | |
a wardrobe panelled tuxedo completely thrown back from a shirt | 7 | |
well entitled a swallowall, on every point far outstarching the | 8 | |
laundered clawhammers and marbletopped highboys of the pit | 9 | |
stalls and early amphitheatre. The piece was this: look at the lamps. | 10 | |
The cast was thus: see under the clock. Ladies circle: cloaks may | 11 | |
be left. Pit, prommer and parterre, standing room only. Habituels | 12 | |
conspicuously emergent. | 13 | |
A baser meaning has been read into these characters the literal | 14 | |
sense of which decency can safely scarcely hint. It has been blur- | 15 | |
tingly bruited by certain wisecrackers (the stinks of Mohorat are | 16 | |
in the nightplots of the morning), that he suffered from a vile | 17 | |
disease. Athma, unmanner them! To such a suggestion the one | 18 | |
selfrespecting answer is to affirm that there are certain statements | 19 | |
which ought not to be, and one should like to hope to be able to | 20 | |
add, ought not to be allowed to be made. Nor have his detractors, | 21 | |
who, an imperfectly warmblooded race, apparently conceive him | 22 | |
as a great white caterpillar capable of any and every enormity in | 23 | |
the calendar recorded to the discredit of the Juke and Kellikek | 24 | |
families, mended their case by insinuating that, alternately, he lay | 25 | |
at one time under the ludicrous imputation of annoying Welsh | 26 | |
fusiliers in the people's park. Hay, hay, hay! Hoq, hoq, hoq! | 27 | |
Faun and Flora on the lea love that little old joq. To anyone who | 28 | |
knew and loved the christlikeness of the big cleanminded giant | 29 | |
H. C. Earwicker throughout his excellency long vicefreegal exis- | 30 | |
tence the mere suggestion of him as a lustsleuth nosing for trou- | 31 | |
ble in a boobytrap rings particularly preposterous. Truth, beard | 32 | |
on prophet, compels one to add that there is said to have been | 33 | |
quondam (pfuit! pfuit!) some case of the kind implicating, it is | 34 | |
interdum believed, a quidam (if he did not exist it would be ne- | 35 | |
cessary quoniam to invent him) abhout that time stambuling ha- | 36 |